September 2011
4 posts
Last night I dreamed that I had a stroke when I...
It would have been an appropriate response. 
Sep 13th
Sep 8th
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So I'm doing pretty well...
…and by “pretty well,” I mean “not majorly fucking up any/multiple significant areas of my life right now.” Which is new, and interesting. Usually when I start getting my shit together, I get all excited, think I have discovered all the secrets to adulthood, and decide that I therefore never have to worry (or do anything) ever again. And then I fuck up some more. So...
Sep 8th
3 tags
Every time
I try to plan a trip to Chicago, I accidentally end up going to Los Angeles instead.
Sep 3rd